Well, look no more. Because I guarantee that they do not have this.
Introducing the Wenger Swiss Army Knife Giant Multi-Tool. That's right ladies and gentlemen, for only $833.69 this beast of a knife (pictured right) can be yours.
Now the knife may weigh in at just about 2 pounds, but what would you expect from a knife that has 85 different features?
It's basically the Tim "the Toolman" Taylor of knifes.
My favorites of the features include:
- Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10-mm hexagonal key for nuts
- Laser pointer with 300 ft range
- Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
- Golf club face cleaner
- Golf divot repair tool
- And of course a second keyring (why you need two is beyond me)
Still, it's pretty awesome.