The Ultimate Knife

Looking for that gift for the outdoors person who has everything?

Well, look no more. Because I guarantee that they do not have this.

Introducing the Wenger Swiss Army Knife Giant Multi-Tool. That's right ladies and gentlemen, for only $833.69 this beast of a knife (pictured right) can be yours.

Now the knife may weigh in at just about 2 pounds, but what would you expect from a knife that has 85 different features?

It's basically the Tim "the Toolman" Taylor of knifes.

My favorites of the features include:

• Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10-mm hexagonal key for nuts
• Laser pointer with 300 ft range
• Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
• Flashlight
• Golf club face cleaner
• Golf divot repair tool
• Keyring
• And of course a second keyring (why you need two is beyond me)
  

(Please note, the site where this knife is featured, outdoorgb, states that the knife is not meant for practical use but rather for knife collectors)

Still, it's pretty awesome.